Inness offers support to the Sabbs and wider community.
Contact me (through my dad)
About Inness' role
Whilst his role is voluntary, we know he will chase his tail to the ends of the Earth to ensure that student voices are heard, particularly those advocating for head scratches and banana shaped dog toys. As you can see from the photo above, Innes has already been hard at work responding to emails and getting his projects in motion. You can also see that Inness is committed to ensuring all banana across campus are safe to eat.
Manifesto
His manifesto follows on from Isla's promise to "Paws for Thought," where he plans to implement strategic locations for trees to pee on, ensuring an eco-friendly experience for all dogs on campus. Additionally, he follows Isla's efforts working towards making the campus cat-free by 2025, citing unprovoked attacks on his constituents and a hostile takeover by local cats. We remain unsure of how successful this pledge might be in practice, but he remains focused on this as a matter of priority.
Duties
Inness' day-to-day activities include listening intently to student's concerns while chewing on his dog toy banana. Whilst he is aware that the most significant polluters of the environment are fossil fuel companies, he has proposed extensive policies on sustainable chew toys - leading the battle against climate change by reducing his own carbon pawprint.
Welcome to the Union, Inness.
Previous role holders
| Year |
Name |
Resources |
| 2024/25 |
Inness Brown |
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| 2022/23 |
Isla Will |
@IslaDoCute |